It’s time for another bad pick up line. This one isn’t as graphic as some, but it was kind of creepy nonetheless.
I stared at this person for a full five seconds in silence. Was I stunned? No. Speechless? Not at all. Why no response? Because after the words were spoken, I had to fight off the strong urge to drop my weights on this person’s foot.
Keep those pick up lines coming! I’d love to post your best/worst ones. If you want to share yours, send me an email at nulliparaora @ gmail (dot) com.